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Three male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, female Poodle.
The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first.
Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on them,
she decides to be kind and tells them “The first one who can use the words “liver” and “cheese” together in an imaginative,
intelligent sentence can go out with me.”
The muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says “I love liver and cheese.”
“That shows no imagination whatsoever.” She says, then turned her
attention to the Golden Retriever and said “How well can you do?”
“Ummmm...I HATE liver and cheese,” blurts the Golden Retriever.
“My, my,” said the Poodle. She then turns to the last
of the three dogs and says, “How about you, little guy?”
The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse,
is the Taco Bell chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says...
“Liver alone. Cheese mine.”
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says:
“That’s the ugliest baby that
I’ve ever seen. Ugh!”
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says:
“He has no right to do that, you go back up there and tell him off...
"go ahead, I’ll hold your little monkey for you untill you get back.”
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