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This farmer had a wife who nagged him all the time.
One day while he was outside plowing the field,
she came out and started nagging him.
While she was doing this, the mule kicked her and she died.
At the funeral, the ladies came up and talked to the farmer. The farmer nodded his head "yes".
The men came up and talked to him and the farmer always nodded his head "no”.
Well this other man wondered why he nodded his head "yes" to the ladies and "no" to the men. So, he went up to the farmer and asked him why.
The farmer replied,” Well, when the ladies came up, they told me how pretty my wife's dress was and how pretty she looked.
When the men came up, they each asked, was that mule for sale?
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A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a
'Living Will'
"Just so you know honey, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine
and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." the husband said.
His wife smiled and promptly got up...
she then unplugged the TV and threw out all the beer.
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