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A young married couple drove down a country road
for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an
argument and neither of them
wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules,
goats and pigs, the husband asked
sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'
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A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with
another woman.
With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband
down the stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vice. She
then secured it tightly and removed the handle.
Next she picked up a hacksaw.
The husband terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! surly you're not going to
cut it off are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. You
are."
" I'm going to set the garage on fire."
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