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» Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.










Jokes Bookshelf One








Light travels faster than sound.

This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.



We never really grow up,

we only learn how to act in public.



War does not determine who is right –

only who is left.



Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.

They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.



If you think nobody cares if you’re alive,

try missing a couple of bill payments.



A student comes to a young professor's office after school hours.

She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam," she says.

She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, and gazes meaningfully into his eyes.

"I mean," she whispers, "I would do anything..."

He returns her gaze, "Anything?"

His voice softens, "Anything."

"Anything," she repeats again.

His voice turns to a whisper. " Would you.... study?"









Jokes Bookshelf One

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