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 There was this guy sitting in a bar looking quite depressed, he just stared downwards into his drink. He sat that way without moving an inch for over an hour.
Suddenly a big trouble-seeking angry appearing truck driver moves next to him, grabs the drink in front of the guy on the table, and quickly swallows it down.
The poor man starts crying.
The mean looking truck driver being affected by the man crying says, "Come on man, I was just trying to have some fun. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I can't stand to see a grown man cry."
" I am so sorry " the man replied as he wiped tears from his cheek. " But you see this has been the worst day of my life."
" First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outraged, fires me on the spot. When I leave the building, to get my car, I found out it had been stolen.
The police of course can do nothing immediately. Then I get a cab to return home, and after I left
the vehicle, I remembered that I had left my wallet and credit cards
and a sizeable amount of cash on the rear
seat."
"I go inside my home, and I find my wife in bed with the gardener."
"So I came to this bar!"
" All I was thinking about, was putting an end to my horrible life, then you show up and drink my poison."
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