#10



If there was a hall of fame for the best singles ads ever printed, this bit of humor could be a contender for first place.

The ad was reported to have been first listed in the Atlanta Journal, and has been a favorite conversation topic online for several years.



SINGLE BLACK FEMALE

- seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play.

I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips,
cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.
I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.
Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting.


Over 15,000 men responded to the ad, but only found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society.

#9

A blind guy walks into a bar, sits down and asked the bartender if she would like to hear a blonde joke.



The bartender replies, "Look guy I'll take it easy on you because you are blind, but you should know that you’re in a lesbian bar.   I'm blond, the girl to your left is a professional boxer, and she's blonde, the girl to your right is a weight lifter, and also blond, and both the security girls are blond as well. Now I don't think you really want to tell a blond joke?”

The blind guy thinks for a minute and replies “No maybe not... especially if I’m going to have to explain it 5 times.”

#8



When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity.

To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent years researching and millions of dollars to develop a pen that would write in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, or on almost any surface including glass, and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C.

The Russians on the other hand took another approach, they used a pencil.

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