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Humor Ideas For T-Shirts


» People that don't know me think Im shy.

People that do know me wish I were



T-Shirt Facts, Humor.... History and More!





According to a survey sponsored by Jerzees Activewear (a division of the Russell Corporation and conducted by Opinion Research Corporation International ) There are several facts about t-shirts that t-shirt owners just may not know.



Here are some of the most interesting facts::

- Nine out of Ten Americans claim to own a favorite t-shirt.

- A plain white t-shirt is often cited ass the most favorite color, followed by the second and third choices of blue and black.

- Sixty-two percent of those surveyed claaim to own more than ten t-shirts (Adding that up equals a staggering 1.5 billion T's!   Line them up, and they would circle the world some 34 times!)



More people these days are designing their own t-shirts!


You're never limited when it comes to designing your own t-shirt.
If you can think it,  you can easily create it.



* Here are some humor examples that may not work well on a t-shirt.



- A secretary is leaving her office building to take her lunch break,
when she notices her boss standing in front of a shredder with a clueless look on his face.

She walks over to him and asks if he needed help.

"Yes!" he says looking and sounding very relieved, "This is very important."

" Glad to help," she says as she turns the shredder on and inserts the paper.

Then her boss says:

" Thanks, I only need one copy!"




-
The cop got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window.

"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.

The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."

When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way.. without a ticket.





- A woman prayed every morning in the largest church in the small village. One day two workmen were on a platform way above her repairing the ceiling of the bell tower.

One of them wanting to have some fun, called down "This is the Lord"

The woman kept on fingering her rosary and praying.

The workman thought she must be deaf and shouted twice as loud "This is the Lord."

His voice echo was so loud the whole village heard his shout.

Without even looking up, the women said "Can't you please keep quiet, I am talking to your mother."

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