The cop got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window.

"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.

The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."

When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way.. without a ticket.

Humor customized on t-shirts is like a magic wand that can cause even the hardcore serious to display an instant smile.

According to experts, longer humor statements like the example above, may not function well when printed on a t-shirt.

Unless of course,  you don't mind people you don't know following you around to read what else is on your t-shirt.  Less is always better.

When customizing your tshirt creation, remember to contain humor statements in the form of a simple word, a one line, or two line sentence, for the best results.

Here are a few examples that work well on t-shirts:

“I was so ugly when I was born
the doctor slapped my mother”


"Dear Lord, If you can't make me skinny,
please make all my friends fat"


"Stupid Bank Teller
got fired for stealing ink pens"


"All Men Are Idiots
I Know Cause I Married Their King"

Mongol Warriors wore silk tunic designed undershirts that helped
to prevent enemy arrows from penetrating their bodies."


This reference is made to the twelfth century Mongol invasion of Europe.

Every warrior was required to wear a long, loose tunic undershirt next to his skin that had been made from raw silk.

An enemy arrow might pierce a warriors armor and penetrate his body, but it would usually fail to cut completely through the silk and would instead carry the silk with it into the wound.

By carefully lifting the twisted silk around the wound, the Mongols could draw the arrow out, turning its head along the same route as the one by which it had entered, and thus leave the wound neat and small as possible.

Are Cotton T-Shirts
Really Better?


Man-made fabrics don't provide the same ventilation that natural fibers do.

Because fungi flourish in dark, moist environments, constrictive, synthetic garments can create an ideal habitat for yeast to multiply.

All-cotton underpants for example permit air to circulate below the waist.

Due to its unique fiber structure, cotton breathes and helps remove body moisture by absorbing it and wicking it away from the skin

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