Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without
success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof
plan.
They got a very authentic female moose costume
and learned the mating call of a female moose.
The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of
the costume and shoot the bull.
They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume
and began to give the moose love call. Before
long, their call was answered as a large bull
came crashing out of the forest and into the
clearing.
When the bull was close enough, the guy in front
said, "Okay, let's get out and get him."
After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the
guy in the back shouted, "The zipper is stuck!
What are we going to do?"
The guy in the front says, "Well, I'm going to start nibbling grass, but
you.... you better brace yourself.
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without
success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof
plan.
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